Wednesday, November 3, 2010

My Cat Threw Up Magic Sprinkles.


no shit.  i got a regular david blane on my hands.  i guess those two minutes in the microwave right after his whore of a mother pooped him out did have a lasting effect.  a magical lasting effect.  next let's see if he can throw up some kitty litter and hemorrhoid cream and finally make himself useful.

you know how i know my cat's magical?  cause he's like a new age toxic avenger.  the ungrateful twat will thank me one day when they make action figures of him.



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