My Cat Threw Up What I Imagine The Inside of Stress Balls Looks Like

this straight up looks like what i always imagined was on the inside of a stress ball.  unfortunately, i've never squeezed a stress ball hard enough to see whether or not this is accurate.  luckily, i did squeeze my cat hard enough to obtain this mystery substance.  now i'll package it in balloons, write clever sayings on them, and sell them to people having bad days.

then their days will get worse when the balloon breaks and they're covered in cat puke.  that'll teach them not to bitch about their days.  kind of how i tought my asshole cat not to sit on my pillow, except i did that via squeezing.