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got ya, fucker. i bet that was fun to throw up. messing with your god leads to no food for you. no food for you leads to me waking up to you dry-heaving in the bathroom. i didn't know my cat was a skeezy sorority girl. luckily, due to the liquid nature of this spew, i was able to "go green" and save some paper towels by just flipping the cat over and using it (or "him/her" for all you vegeterians) to swiffer the shit up. |
