My Cat Threw Up Earthworm Jim.

don't you love it when your cat throws up something that reminds you of your childhood?  earthworm jim was the shit.  but, obviously, this is not earthworm jim.  it's my cat's tapeworm.  and to think that mongrel vet tried to make me pay an assload of cash for some treatment.  for that much money i could just throw this fucker away, in the process probably find a new kitten in a garbage bag (they just turn up everywhere!), and buy myself some fancy new shoes.

luckily, i'm a thrifty spender and knew that all i needed to do was stuff the assclown into a pillowcase, swirl the shit around for a little while, exhale some cigar smoke into it every now and then, then pour the puss onto the floor and... presto! bye bye tapeworm.  and i didn't have to spend any money on entertainment last night.